Everybody hail me for my epic debut into the meme world!
Ok, let's not make this bigger than it really is, because it's already OVER NINE THOUSANDS!
First of all, I must thank my unaware minions, Francesco Russo, ol'friend of mine, and his friend, Pietro Guglielmi. It's their combined effort who made this real. Actually, I found out this only a few minutes ago. I would have never thought of myself as a meme, LOLZ.
But now it's real. If you are interested in making my face become one of the main nightmares of the internet, plase visit this website. meme-addicts will thank you for your effort in making this huge internet pile of trash more interesting.
Oh, man, I'm gonna kick asses. More than I usually do. Much, much, much, much more. Mach 4, actually.
Ok, now it's time for some announcements.
This post is in English.